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The Reading List: Darko’s Agent Brings The ‘Duh!’

September 7, 2008 · 2 Comments

Not a very good basketball player, yesterday.

A mediocre basketball player, yesterday.

From the NBA Insider:

Darko Milicic’s agent, Marc Cornstein, wouldn’t be the least bit opposed to a trade that would send his client to the Knicks and Zach Randolph to Memphis. ‘If a trade were to happen to New York, Darko would be very excited to play with Coach D’Antoni,’ said Cornstein.

Oh really, Cornstein? Darko would be okay with New York? Shit, if Darko is literally superglued to the end of the Memphis bench, he should still be gleeful — after all, he is getting paid huge cash for potential that doesn’t exist. (And if you’re wondering, Donnie Walsh, Darko could contribute in the Big Apple: come 2009, he’ll be a nice expiring contract).

Speaking of New York, Jamal Crawford is joining the blogging ranks. His first entry, entitled ’so you think I’m a loser…’, makes me think I’ll seriously enjoy his work. On criticism of his shot selection:

This is the biggest area that I HAVE to improve on and where I’m criticized the most…and for good reason. I HONESTLY feel like I can make every shot that I take. You have to understand that’s how I feel when I play. Some nights it happens but a lot of times it doesn’t.

Chuck Klosterman explains who’d win in a one-on-one session between Sarah Palin (a former baller) and Barack Obama (still capable of draining treys):

Obama has the size and the skills, but Palin would probably want it more. However, if it was a game of 2-on-2 and you had to pick a  teammate from your own region, Obama would win easily. An Obama-Mark Aguire tickets destroys Palin and Carlos Boozer.

Kelly Dwyer rains some justified burns on Vince Carter. Remember when Onyx asked ‘who slams harder: Onyx or Vince Carter?’ Well, maybe the answer really was Onyx. And if you can’t recall that Kotter-sampling classic, allow me to assist:

Our man John Rillie talks Corey ‘Homicide’ Williams, his Australian league teammate:

We all know that Corey “Homicide” Williams has some serious speed on the basketball court. In fact there are very few people, if any, who are able to stay in front of him when Williams is at full speed. The same can not be said for our Homicide when he is behind the wheel of a car… or a go-kart, anyway.

In related news, ‘Homicide’ was recently hailed as the fifth best streetballer in the world (Ron ‘The Don’ Artest was number one). Rillie interviews Williams about the ranking here.

Bill Simmons is back, and he’s taking a look at the new NFL season. In that spirit, here are some quick Sport Count predictions: the Giants won’t win the Super Bowl again — I know, bold call! — meaning I won’t win big money on a seemingly ridiculous bet again. Tom Brady is going to be a fantasy force, irritating the naysaying punters who let him slide into the second round. And Chris Cooley, American football’s greatest blogger, will skip ahead of Antonio Gates and total douchebag Jeremy Shockey as the best tight end in the game.

Posted By: Anton

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In Defence Of Kobe Bryant

August 7, 2008 · 5 Comments

Despite being the most dominating baller of the past decade (no, you’re not there yet, Bron Bron), Kobe Bryant is constantly — and, indeed, unfairly — maligned as an egomaniacal insult to the purity of sport.

Yes, his private and public criticisms of his Laker teammates may have created some chemistry issues last off-season, but the guy once scored 81 points in a game. In one game. 81 points. By himself. Put on a show like that, and you could celebrate the 48-minute siren by lopping off Jordan Farmar’s head in an Apocalypto-esque ritual sacrifice and no serious sport fan would care much.

An effort like that is the kind of testament to individual brilliance that reminds you why you love sport. It represented one of those rare moments when one man becomes unstoppable, impossible to defend, as if suddenly blessed by a basketball-loving god, single-handedly justifying the bold claim inherent in ‘Where Amazing Happens.’

But that 81-point explosion was just a brief, easily quantified manifestation of the transcendence of Kobe Bryant’s talent, and determination.

Ask me, or the millions of Black Mamba heads out there, and we’ll tell you Kobe can do no wrong; sports geniuses are supposed to be aloof and egotistical. They deserve to be.

Arrogance is justified when it’s backed up by a Maurice Podoloff trophy, and three championship rings. A domineering, alpha swagger is more than permissible when it’s backed up on the court night in, night out, through sickness and health and badly injured pinkie fingers. A ‘bad attitude’ doesn’t seem so bad when it forces the hand of management, leading to a stronger roster, and a finals berth to go with it; had Kobe gone all milquetoast, would Mitch Kupchak have started making calls and pulling trade triggers? Bryant doesn’t accept failure. He expects to see blood and sweat on whoever he plays with.

We mock players who seem to lack the killer instinct to back up their natural talent — think Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, et al — and then question the humanity of players who possess it; we ask if Kevin Garnett is too intense, and we assume Bruce Bowen’s dirty work on the court means he’s a bad man off it.

And when he gets that scowl, that famous look of cruel determination and clinical efficiency, we wonder if the ice in Kobe Bryant’s veins means he lacks a heart. But he doesn’t. He’s just very, very good at what he does, and he knows it. He’s the best in the world at his sport; a competitor who has never lost that strange, inexplicable drive to win at all costs that only the best sportsmen in history have had. Maybe that makes it hard for him to be humble. Maybe that awareness of acute superiority sometimes makes it difficult to relate to your fellow man, or indeed your teammate.

For the most part, Kobe Bryant’s peers aren’t on the hardwood: they’re named Pete, and they win seven Wimbledon singles titles; they’re named Tiger, and they’ve taken home 65 PGA Tour trophies; they’re named Mark, and seven Olympic golds are draped around their neck in just one year. Should it really surprise you if Kobe looks exhausted and frustrated when he’s been forced to play alongside unfocused hacks, or ball-hogging contract chasers, or deadbeat teammates happy to spend the playoff stretch drinking Grand Marnier cocktails in the south of France?

So, excuse the occasional bad attitude. Forget those ridiculous charges in Colorado. Who cares if he can seem confrontingly focused in half-time interviews? When you see Kobe Bryant on the court, you’re seeing the absolute best of sport. You couldn’t hope for more.

Posted By: Anton

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Will Someone Please Fire Danny Ferry?

June 29, 2008 · No Comments

Is there something wrong with Danny Ferry’s brain? Did they teach him nothing at Duke?

This man is an idiot.

As they were putting some of the finishing touches on the Richard Jefferson-Yi Jianlian deal, the Nets received a call from the Cleveland Cavaliers, who offered them Wally Szczerbiak and his expiring, $13.2 million salary for Vince Carter. According to two Eastern Conference executives, who asked for anonymity so as not to spill Rod Thorn’s secrets, the Nets considered it — but not for very long.

An offer like that isn’t worth the price of the goddamned phone call, Ferry. If someone offers you a loose-shooting defensive liability for a high-volume scorer only just past his peak — even if the former has an expiring contract, while the latter needs a change of scenery — that’s an insult, not a proposition.

The only reason his fellow GMs aren’t screening calls to avoid Danny’s dumb ideas? He’s the man who traded for Ben Wallace, so only Chris Wallace offers a more likely trade outlet for rubbish.

And you wonder why Bron Bron will leave Ohio as soon as his contract is up. Actually, no you don’t — it’s really obvious.

Posted By: Anton

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The Official Sport Count Draft Evaluation

June 29, 2008 · 3 Comments

Strap yourselves in, The Sport Count team are running down the top ten picks in this year’s done and dusted NBA Draft.

Thrills, surprises, and a couple of picks which we were sure couldn’t, wouldn’t, shouldn’t and — in the infinite wisdom of GM land — did happen.

#1 | Derrick Rose | Chicago Bulls | 3.5/5

Props to Chicago for not drafting for need and picking who they consider the best player.

Personally, I’m not all over this pick. The glut of young star point guards out there (CP3, D-Will) has put stars in a couple of GM eyes, similar to how ‘freshmen / high school big men with upside’ were a couple of years ago – Tyrus Thomas, I’m looking at you!

All in all, this could be franchise changing, and we can watch the trade moves begin. Having said that, I’m not so sure you don’t take the following big guy…

#2 | Michael Beasley | Miami Heat | 4.9/5

In case you can’t tell from the ranking, I’m pretty big on Beasley.

Pat Riley doesn’t get a 5 because he was so desperate to do something clever, like trade the pick, or wheel and deal to try to get his long-sold soul back from David Stern.

Remember last year when people were flat out drooling over Kevin Durant’s freshman Longhorns campaign? Beasley topped that turnout, but no one seemed to care. The kid turned in a college season for the ages, and he’ll fill it up and rebound for the next 12 years.

Posted By: James

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Categories: Draft Talk · Trade Talk · Whitey Watch
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Nets-Bucks Trade Makes LeBron A Lock To The Nets?

June 27, 2008 · No Comments

Marc Stein over at ESPN is reporting somewhat of a minor blockbuster looming in the glamourous NBA cities of New Jersey and Milwaulkee (or Miliwaukay, as Alice Cooper might say).

The New Jersey Nets and Milwaukee Bucks are on the verge of a trade that will send Richard Jefferson to the Bucks for forwards Yi Jianlian and Bobby Simmons, according to NBA front-office sources.

So clearly Rod Thorn looked across at the struggling Rockets and thought “Gee, I’ve got T-mac’s cousin, maybe I can struggle to several first round playoff losses if I get a paper thin Chinese power forward too. Hell, it’ll help me clear all of these excess jerseys we’ve got with New Jersey written on them before the Jigga Man ships us all off to the 40/40 club.”

What does this mean? Well, it puts the Nets in the rebuilding zone for the next two seasons, so you know that’s a cue for Vince Carter to pick up something season ending come February 2009 (note to fantasy players: don’t select him). It also means, ladies and gentlemen, LeBron James is coming to the Nets when he opts out in 2010.

“Surely you could’ve gotten more for R.Jeff, Hov?” “Nah, son, it’s all about the cap space”.

Aside from the much reported friendship (see Slam Online for a great run down) and mutual respect between the Two Kings, a move like this actually puts the Nets as the top big market team to attract free agent talent in the much coveted 2010/2011 off season, when your Wades, Boshs and Lebrons enter the land of the unrestricted.

The over/under on Lebron James Rocafella albums before then? I’m calling 3.

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