
A mediocre basketball player, yesterday.
From the NBA Insider:
Darko Milicic’s agent, Marc Cornstein, wouldn’t be the least bit opposed to a trade that would send his client to the Knicks and Zach Randolph to Memphis. ‘If a trade were to happen to New York, Darko would be very excited to play with Coach D’Antoni,’ said Cornstein.
Oh really, Cornstein? Darko would be okay with New York? Shit, if Darko is literally superglued to the end of the Memphis bench, he should still be gleeful — after all, he is getting paid huge cash for potential that doesn’t exist. (And if you’re wondering, Donnie Walsh, Darko could contribute in the Big Apple: come 2009, he’ll be a nice expiring contract).
Speaking of New York, Jamal Crawford is joining the blogging ranks. His first entry, entitled ’so you think I’m a loser…’, makes me think I’ll seriously enjoy his work. On criticism of his shot selection:
This is the biggest area that I HAVE to improve on and where I’m criticized the most…and for good reason. I HONESTLY feel like I can make every shot that I take. You have to understand that’s how I feel when I play. Some nights it happens but a lot of times it doesn’t.
Chuck Klosterman explains who’d win in a one-on-one session between Sarah Palin (a former baller) and Barack Obama (still capable of draining treys):
Obama has the size and the skills, but Palin would probably want it more. However, if it was a game of 2-on-2 and you had to pick a teammate from your own region, Obama would win easily. An Obama-Mark Aguire tickets destroys Palin and Carlos Boozer.
Kelly Dwyer rains some justified burns on Vince Carter. Remember when Onyx asked ‘who slams harder: Onyx or Vince Carter?’ Well, maybe the answer really was Onyx. And if you can’t recall that Kotter-sampling classic, allow me to assist:
Our man John Rillie talks Corey ‘Homicide’ Williams, his Australian league teammate:
We all know that Corey “Homicide” Williams has some serious speed on the basketball court. In fact there are very few people, if any, who are able to stay in front of him when Williams is at full speed. The same can not be said for our Homicide when he is behind the wheel of a car… or a go-kart, anyway.
In related news, ‘Homicide’ was recently hailed as the fifth best streetballer in the world (Ron ‘The Don’ Artest was number one). Rillie interviews Williams about the ranking here.
Bill Simmons is back, and he’s taking a look at the new NFL season. In that spirit, here are some quick Sport Count predictions: the Giants won’t win the Super Bowl again — I know, bold call! — meaning I won’t win big money on a seemingly ridiculous bet again. Tom Brady is going to be a fantasy force, irritating the naysaying punters who let him slide into the second round. And Chris Cooley, American football’s greatest blogger, will skip ahead of Antonio Gates and total douchebag Jeremy Shockey as the best tight end in the game.
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