THE SPORT COUNT

Entries tagged as ‘Pau Gasol’

An Ode To Europe or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Gamesmanship

June 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Pietrus: Finals MVP

Pietrus: Finals MVP

I have what my friends tell me is a weird perspective on sportsmanship.

I like players cleverly bending the rules to their advantage (popularly known as cheating). As a child I would practice handballing the soccer ball. I supported Mr. Fuji, of the then-WWF, intelligently throwing salt into the eyes of his opponents, and hitting them with his Singapore Cane. I asked my parents for an East-German Olympic Team tracksuit for my birthday. I like Bruce Bowen. I’m sure you’re getting it.

If you cheat and get caught, you’re an idiot. If you cheat and get an advantage, then you’re a smarter player than your opponent. It’s the intelligence involved that makes playing by the rules boring and un-creative. Cheats are the real mavericks in pro-sports, not the goody two-shoes, moral high horse sitting individuals who bemoan creative adherence to the rules.

An intelligent foul.

An intelligent foul.

So, for me, the hard foul which Mickael Pietrus delivered to Pau Gasol in the closing seconds of game 4 was exactly the type of thing I love to see in pro-sports.

Pietrus was clever: he knew that a flagrant would cost him the chance to appear in game 5, and that it would be a heartless referee who sent him off with a flagrant 2 in the dying seconds of a loss. If Gasol misses that shot, it’s still a 5 point game, and Orlando would’ve likely shot technicals thanks to Gasol’s Spanish outburst.

This has come to typify the presence of European players in the NBA. Watch Sasha Vujacic for 14 seconds and you’ll see it. Watch Luis Scola defend anyone over 6′4″, and you’ll see it too. Flopping, annoying fouls, underhanded tactics to gain an upper hand — this is the type of thing I love about this game, and this is why I’m delighted by the influx of European players into the league.

So, if you’re one of those people who likes to see players play by the ‘rules’ and show a complete disregard for their sport by failing to push the boundaries of what constitues popularly acceptable play, I urge you to take a good strong look at yourself — you’re a thing of the past, and you and your closed minded friends are going to have a long couple of years ahead of you if this European Influx continues.

Posted by: James

Categories: On The Court
Tagged: , , , ,

Count Q+A: Key Questions From Game 2

June 8, 2009 · 1 Comment

After watching the first two games of the NBA finals, ‘underwhelming’ seems to be the consensus. I’m sure pundits, TV ratings people and fans across the globe are all feeling slightly similar; that the Magic, despite their best game 2 efforts, still aren’t playing their part in giving us the finals that we wanted.

We’ve got queries, we’ve got questions, and given that we have a Web 2.0 outlet to potificate, predict and ponder, that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

So many opinions, whether right or wrong.

So many opinions, whether right or wrong.

Question 1: Is there a way back for the Magic?

James: Yes! Let’s keep in mind that they were within a Courtney Lee layup (well, two, but who’s counting?) of squaring the series at 1-1 — which would’ve seriously made the Lakers sweat going into the belly of the beast.

Game 2 showed off Orlando’s threats, and if Howard can get smarter at reading the help defense and start kicking it out to the corners more efficiently, we could see a blow out going the other way in the next couple of games.

Orlando needs game 3 on their terms — not just a win, but an uptempo, exclamation point of a win that gives them the momentum to take game 4 on energy, setting up game 5 as the true decider.

Anton: Absolutely not. It’s likely they’ll take game 3, with a home crowd desperate for a finals win (Orlando are 0-6 all time in finals games), and the serious possibility of Rashard Lewis, Hedo Turkoglu and Dwight Howard firing on all cylinders at the same time. But with the way the Lakers are playing — inside-out, constant ball distribution — there’s no way for the Magic to claw back.

They’re playing for dignity now. Game 2 was make or break. And they broke.

Question 2: What to do with the PG situation for Orlando?

James: Play Jameer Nelson from the outset. Currently, either through lack of confidence or his talent level finally catching up with him, Alston is playing with neither skill nor passion. Even J.J. Redick is doing a better job of getting to the hoop against Derek Fisher, showing how much swagger Skip To My Lou has lost.

If Nelson is your guy, then he’s your guy. The team is better off playing an extra shooter or going super big with Hedo at the point, sacrificing nothing in mobility, than playing Alston, who can’t contribute.

No one doesn’t feel for the guy — he was a big part of getting them there, but the coaching staff need to see that it isn’t working, and that Nelson is the option for Orlando when they go back home.

Anton: Agreed 100%. You just can’t have Rafer Alston on the floor. For the series, he’s done just what the Lakers want him to, jacking up horrendous jumpers, acting as a black hole on offense, slacking off on defense. Courtney Lee has had issues — lazy defense on Kobe in game 1, the botched lay-up in game 2 — but at least he’s trying. Alston looks lost.

It has to be Jameer. If he’s healthy, you start him, and you play him big minutes. He’s too good to be benched in the name of ‘chemistry.’

Question 3: Does going big with Gortat and Howard help or hinder?

James: It hinders, because one of the Magic’s key advantages is the ability to spread the floor. Having two centres with no offensive moves playing in the 4-5 spots is creates a log jam in the paint — which helps LA help defend and rebound as soon as the big guys put it on the floor.

Ariza is staying home on whoever he’s playing, and Bryant is helping the big guys against Dwight, meaning that the Lakers are daring Courtney Lee, Pietrus or Redick to shoot Orlando to the win. This line up helps the Lakers narrow Orlando’s options on offense, which allows them to get more rebounds.

Additionally, with Gortat and Howard lumbering up the floor, the transition game which advantages Orlando so significantly is redundant, making it tough to get the easy buckets they’ll need when games are on the line.

Pau Gasol isn't bothered by Gortat.

Pau Gasol isn't bothered by The Polish Jordan.

Anton: Unfortunately for the Magic, you just can’t do it. During the regular season (when Van Gundy, for whatever reason, rarely played The Polish Jordan and The Manchild together), Orlando might have created terror on defense with the two monsters roaming the paint.

Against the Lakers? Not so much. Odom is too agile, too capable of handling the ball. Gasol has post moves good enough to get Gortat off his feet. The Lakers, with their big, versatile big men, aren’t worried by two roaming shot-blockings.

Whatever defensive advantage the Ebony & Ivory Towers frontcout might give — and it’s arguable it helps at all — is betrayed by how offensively weak Gortat is. He misses lay-ups. He’s apparently capable of nailing jumpers, but he hasn’t proven that in a game environment yet. Near the basket, on the offensive end, he’s a liability.

Question 4: Single strangest moment of the finals thus far?

Anton: Every moment that J.J. Redick spends on the court is strange.

Let’s get this straight: the guy is a famous shooter who can’t shoot (3-11 in the series). He’s a clutch guy who disappears in the clutch. Tell me again why he’s on an NBA roster, let alone getting substantial minutes in a do-or-die playoff game?

And forget what you’ve read about his defense improving. Relatively, it has. Because now he occasionally plays it. He’s still laterally slow. He’s consistently abused on pick and rolls. He lets his offensive inadequacies frustrate him, and that effects his effort on the defensive end.

He shouldn’t be in the game. Not with Courtney Lee capable of playing off-guard. Not with Pietrus available. Heck, not even when Anthony Johnson could spell some minutes at the two.

James: Apart from the NBA Cares segment where Sasha Vujacic playing Monopoly with disadvantaged kids? Probably a D.J. Mbenga appearance in Game 1. DJ is the human personification of salt in the wound.

That appearance was strange because I didn’t expect it.

It was also strange, because D.J.’s head is way too small for his body, and he may or may not be a 12-year old with mild progeria.

Question 5: How do we see these Finals impacting the NBA next season?

James: Game 2 just got a whole bunch of teams interested in Lamar Odom. He might be inconsistent as hell, but such a big time display will get teams like OKC — and maybe even Utah and New Jersey — looking at Odom to fill holes, with his ability to score and handle mismatches on D. I was in no doubt that Odom would re-sign at LA, but this makes me start to think he’ll be tempted by an inflated contract; which he’ll inevitably rarely justify.

Anton: I can also see Odom collecting a surprisingly fat contract on the basis of his play in these finals. Only LeBron James and Dwyane Wade as are versatile as Odom, who can run the offense, attack the basket, distribute, block shots, box out and rebound strongly, read passing lanes, and nail threes. He’d be perfect playing for D’Antoni in New York. He’d be a killer at the Warriors, where he’d be called on to play primary point guard much of the time. And he’d be wonderful to watch on the Nets, forming a formidable frontcourt with Brook Lopez, and finally rendering Yi Jianlian officially expendable.

I can also see the Magic attracting some big names in free agency now that they’re a legitimate force in the weaker East. With downward pressure on salaries, the opportunity to play for a winner will become more important. Rasheed Wallace could be an incredible back-up at the power forward and centre spots. Ben Gordon would be an incredible off-guard — everything J.J. Redick was supposed to be. And Charlie Villanueva would be perfect.

Winning attracts winners; I’m sure a pundit has said that before. And it’s true. The Magic can only benefit from their finals appearance, even if they don’t end their run with rings.

Posted by: James & Anton

Follow the Sport Count team on Twitter.

Categories: On The Court
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

The Battle Of The Benchwarmers: Part One

June 3, 2009 · 1 Comment

As you know, the heavily mooted Kobe-LeBron match-up was not to be.

So, with the collective tears of the league marketing offices still drying, focus shifts to the stars of the Magic: the Manchild, The Turkish Jordan, and Rashard ‘Has Been In The League For Years And Still Doesn’t Have A Nickname’ Lewis. Then there’s the glitzy Lakers: Black Mamba, LO The Sweet Tooth, Gasolverine, and Bigger Baby Bynum.

You’ll hear enough about these heavy-hitters in the coming weeks. ESPN and Sports Illustrated have them covered.

We’re more interested in the yeoman class of the NBA: the forgotten, neglected, and rarely called upon. Let’s see how the battle of the benchwarmers will play out:

'The Zigged Zag' Vs. 'Mister Red Dick'

'The Zigged Zag' Vs. 'Mister Red Dick'

In 2005, they were the key players on their respective teams: Blue Devils, Zags, the two most sought after players in the country. Like Bird and Magic, a collegiate rivalry for the age — contrasting styles, equally effective results.

In 2005, you’d have had heady fans of college hoops certain that Redick’s silky jumper would one day trade buckets with Adam Morrison’s unexplainable scoring ability in the NBA finals. Rings on the line. Two titans going at it.

In 2009, they’re in the big dance, where they were meant to be. A storied rivalry entering a new era…

But this time, four years later, something is different. This pair of hoop legends are thrilling crowds across the country with atrocious shot selection and street clothes choices. One riding the pine, the other riding the plastic chairs behind the pine. One belligerently taking shots with a reckless abandon that would make Ron Artest recoil into the foetal position, and the other competing for an active roster spot with luminaries such as Sasha Vujacic, DJ Mbenga and Josh Powell.

With a sad realisation, hoops fans across the country come to accept the fact that either Adam Morrison or J.J. Redick will have a championship ring in a fortnight –- and there isn’t a thing they can do about it.

Advantage: anyone who dislikes the game of basketball.

'Pow Pow!' Powell Vs. 'Lil' J-Rich'

'Pow Pow!' Powell Vs. 'Lil' J-Rich'

Richardson’s anonymity is logical — he’s rarely on a team long enough for fans to get to know him. From 2006-2008, he played for the Hawks, Blazers, Grizzlies and Spurs. Not to mention his stints with the Fort Worth Flyers and Fort Wayne Mad Ants of the D-League.

Richardson is an unstoppable beast, a do-it-all dynamo who delights in decimatating defenses. At least, he was pretty good in the D-League, averaging 28.5 points, 6.6 boards, and 1.6 steals through 2007, before receiving a call-up from the Grizzlies. In the NBA, he’s yet to hit double figures.

Now, the poor man’s J-Rich finds himself in Orlando, getting his ring finger pre-emptively sized, hundreds of thousands of dollars richer, but substantially poorer in playing time. His contribution will involve hearty high fives, and standing awkwardly outside huddles during crunchtime moments.

If the Finals were decided on high fives, manhugs and bench-based enthusiasm, Josh Powell would be the MVP of the series.

For whatever reason, Powell is the first man Kobe Bryant moves towards whenever a time out is called. Powell is enthusiastic, quick with affectionate congratulation, and is always ready to hustle on the rare moments when Phil Jackson calls his number. In other words, he’s the perfect bench player.

Advantage: Powell.

Join us tomorrow, when the showdowns continue. Heavyweights Mbenga and Foyle throw down, and a surprise international undercard guaranteed to thrill fight fans.

Posted By: Anton & James

Categories: Battle Of The Benchwarmers · On The Court · Sport Count Guide · Whitey Watch
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Why?

February 8, 2009 · 2 Comments

If you believe the bookies, this man will soon have a ring.

If you believe the bookies, this man will soon have a ring.

I don’t even know what to say. When I awoke this morning and logged onto RealGM and saw the news, I was simultaneously annoyed, upset and outraged.

Let me start off by saying that I’m not a Laker fan. But as the lone non-Laker fan on The Sport Count team, I do end up watching a lot of Laker games, talking about the Lakers a lot and all in all, have the same sort of grudging respect for the franchise that the rest of the basketball world has for one of the most storied franchises in professional sports.

The signature jersey. The star studded crowds with the ever present omnipotent Nicholson at the half court. The best player in the game, the favourites for the Western Conference — these guys are the real deal, and even their bit-part bench players have the swagger that wearing the yellow and purple will inevitably bring out.

Now, Laker fans, and justice loving people the world over: this team has been irreparably tarnished by the pestilence that is Adam Morrison.

Let’s just take a moment to clarify: I hate Adam Morrison. I have ever since I saw the idiot treading the hardwood for the ‘Zags; Morrison is the second best player to come out of that school, after the Count’s own Aussie blogger buddy, Mr. John Rillie. The only positive aspect of his being in the NBA up until now was that Charlotte have zero instances of ever playing in nationally televised games, thus making it very easy to avoid the big idiot for an entire 82-game schedule.

Now he’s a Laker, who are on television more than Third Rock From The Sun re-runs. The mere thought of this mustachioed, injury-prone “hussle player” calling the Staples Centre home is causing me reflux. The idea that this undeserving idiot may have a ring, riding on the coattails of Kobe and Pau all the way to owning the most heralded  jewelry in pro-sports… it just makes me angry.

I don’t care if Morrison does nothing but trade street clothes tips with DJ Mbenga for the rest of the season — I don’t want to see him on the bench, in the arena or on my television.

Somewhere Michael Jordan is sparking up a stogie.

Posted by: James

Categories: On The Court · Signings & Firings
Tagged: , , , , , , ,

America Versus The World: Three Ways To Fix The All-Star Game

January 14, 2009 · 6 Comments

A fourth way to fix the All-Star Game. Wait, are we still doing Donaghy jokes?

A fourth way to fix the All-Star Game. Wait, are we still doing Donaghy jokes?

The busy holiday season kept The Sport Count team out of action. Personally, I was in Memphis a) buying Mayo and Gay jerseys in bulk, safe in the knowledge they’ll be worth a tonne when the Grizzlies take home the championship in 2012 and b) smashing grits on the daily at Corky’s Bar-B-Q on Poplar Avenue (my review? Nom nom nom).

Now we’re back, we’ll address a subject close to our hearts: the increasing irrelevancy of the All-Star Game.

Such a sentiment is hardly earth-shattering. Serious basketball heads have decried the comically terrible team selections and stark tedium of the three-point contest for years. Even the dunk contest cops it; only Dwight Howard’s sublimely odd Superman effort last year could revive interest in a set-up that hasn’t delivered much electricity since Spud Webb popped off decades ago.

But the real problem with the All-Star game isn’t the novelty events, nor the spectacularly terrible voting patterns (Tracy McGrady has received the second most guard votes in the west, strongly implying hundreds of thousands of voters haven’t watched a single game this season). No, the real problem is the arbitrary and semi-preposterous nature of the game itself. And so, we present three ways to improve it:

1. Forget the conferences. It’s America Versus The World:

America's New Favourite Mascot!

America's New Favourite Mascot!

We’re not the first to suggest it, and we won’t be the last, but it remains genuinely baffling that David Stern and his international playboys haven’t pulled the trigger on such a showcase of global talent.

The conference-versus-conference system is ridiculous and arbitrary, unless we’re somehow willing to believe that LeBron James and his Eastern cohorts have an inexplicable affinity for the Atlantic Ocean, and consider it a point of pride to beat down those traitorous douchebags representing the Pacific shores. In the current set-up, there’s no pride on the line.

That changes when you mix the entertaining and consistently irritating patriotism of the United States of America with the uppity underdogs of Europe, China, and the rest of the world.

Just imagine: shaking your head in disbelief as thousands of fans chant ‘USA! USA! USA!’, much to the chagrin of soft-spoken liberals everywhere; Dirk Nowitzki screaming ’sieg für Deutschland!’ while he nails a three; racist Spaniards like José Calderon and the Gasol brothers trying to tolerate playing with Yi Jianlian and Yao Ming; Eva Longoria’s confusion as she weighs up her nationalism against her romantic love for the Belgium-born Ankle Breaker.

That’s television at its racially-charged best, and the worldwide ratings would be explosive. Indeed, by our calculations, approximately 132.9 billion Chinese would tune in through the peer-to-peer Sopcast network alone.

2. Speaking Of The Chinese, Ban Them From Voting:

A government-sponsored rally to encourage votes for Yi Jianlian.

A government-sponsored rally to encourage votes for Yi Jianlian.

It’s a cruel and genuinely racist betrayal of the internationally-minded ideals of the NBA, but — like so many segregationist policies of the past — it can be supported by transparent euphemism: ‘we need to do this for the good of the game.’

Yi Jianlian hasn’t quite leap-frogged to the top of the Eastern conference forwards, but all it would take is Hu Jintao redirecting the country’s vast labor force into All-Star voting for two minutes to make it happen. The Chinese population — fantastic humans, yes, and genuine basketball fans, sure — have already undermined the value of democracy by voting a hobbled liability like McGrady into the West starting five.

Can Stern truly countenance the possibility of Lakers guard Sun Yue making the cut? Because if the Chinese government can successful censor the internet, it can definitely cobble together an automatic voting widget.

3. Let Obama Decide The Line-Up For The American Team:

'We, the American people, must have a serious wing shooter coming off the bench.'

'We, the American people, must have a serious wing shooter coming off the bench.'

Obviously, the World’s Greatest President is currently quite busy, what being sworn in and reading documents and all. But as a serious baller — and a man with the confidence and intelligence to make executive decisions — Barack is better positioned than anyone to decide who should be representing American basketball.

Of course, he’ll need help. Which is why John Hollinger will be promoted to Obama’s cabinet, and his daily-updated PER rankings will be faxed to the President each day, keeping him abreast of Vince Carter’s surprisingly strong season, and Josh Smith’s ongoing problems. And Rahm Emanuel will be tasked with deciding whether Danny Granger is the second-best small forward in the game.

As for the international team? I’d suggest the United Nations decide, but not even a gifted peacemaker like Kofi Annan could decide whether José Calderon or Steve Nash is the more deserving International Team starter.

Posted By: Anton

Categories: Desperate Pleas · On The Court
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,