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Count Q+A: Hedo, Ron & Trevor

July 4, 2009 · 1 Comment

So, the silly season is upon us, and the Count is ready to weigh in with opinions left, right, and centre on Ron, Trev, Charlie and Ben — who sound like a 1960s mod rock band but are, in fact, all basketball players.

What will he do? Get it?

What will he do? Get it?

Where should Turkoglu end up? Where is he likely to?

Anton: Let’s do the second part first. I see him signing with the Raptors, a poorly-run franchise desperate to surround Chris Bosh with known entities. Toronto want name players, guys with ‘championship experience,’ and they’ll pay for it. Being the league’s only non-US franchise, the Raptors seem to pride themselves on their international flavour, so securing the Turkish Jordan will blow minds north of the border.

Never mind that he’s yet another long three-point man who doesn’t rebound, sliding in next to Bargnani, who is carving out a semi-successful career without ever setting foot in the paint on either end. Never mind that he’ll be overpaid.

You know where he should end up? Orlando. He’s perfect for them. He can run the offense when Jameer Nelson isn’t on the court, and he can nail open bombs off kick-outs and screens. His sporadic defensive failures and lack of rebounding are offset by the brute interior strength of The Manchild.

Yes, he should stay in Orlando. But they can’t offer him enough money, so he won’t.

James: Turkoglu will get overpaid. Let’s be frank: he’s playing in a set up that suits him perfectly, and he’s the third-best player on his team. Without a solid, shooting 4 like Rashard Lewis, he has a lot less space to operate, and he flourished in a situation where he’s the go-to guy in the clutch.

Ideally, you’d like to see him as the final piece on a contender… but he’ll take a pay day. If Portland offer him the bucks now — and it would be a horrible move if they do — that’s where he’ll be; they’re an exciting team and probably good enough for the WCFs next year, taking a game or two off the Lakers.

I’d actually love Turkoglu at the Mavericks. Think about it. He’s a much better fit for that team than Howard is at the 3, as he can camp on the perimeter and get kick-outs from Dirk. Likewise, he’s a guy who revels on good looks (otherwise shooting woefully from the field) so he’d be fit if Kidd is feeding him the rock.

Having said that, I see him taking a pay day from the Blazers or Raptors.

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Breaking News: Ron Artest Leaving Houston

July 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Perhaps Daryl Morey has been spending too much time at Marcin Gortat’s house.

With Morey looking for tall men to man the middle with Yao Ming potentially facing a career-ending injury,  the signing of Ron Artest appears to have been neglected. Artest looks to be leaving Houston for greener pastures, and a shot at a championship.

In an apparent farewell message, Ron thanks the city of Houston.

His brother, Daniel Artest, also seems sure Ron won’t be re-signing with the Rockets, urging him to sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers:

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Regardless of how much sway Daniel has with Ron, it appears the short-lived Artest era is over in Houston.

Most pundits expected Artest to re-sign with Houston, citing the weak economy and the perception of Artest as a locker room liability as the key factors weakening interest in the defensively talented forward.

Both the Los Angeles Lakers and Cleveland Cavaliers have their full mid-level exceptions on offer. Other teams with more cap space on offer, like the Grizzlies or Thunder, are not expected to make offers to Artest.

Posted By: Anton

Update: Ron has signed with the Los Angeles Lakers.

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A Cheapening Of Championship Glory: Why You Never Want To Sweep Your Opponent

June 11, 2009 · 9 Comments

The Magic have given the Lakers a real fight.

The Magic have given the Lakers a real fight.

In the first game of the finals series, the Lakers looked absolutely dominant, the Magic completely outmatched, the talent gap between the two teams vast.

The imagination of serious basketball heads ran wild, conjuring images of LeBron and his Cavalier mates going toe-to-toe with Kobe Bryant and his crew, challenging them on every possession, fighting for every rebound. It seemed like an injustice that The Manchild, Hedo, and Rashard had stolen from us the showdown we deserved: The King and The Black Mamba.

In the second game, that feeling faded, and the 100-75 scoreline in game one looked like an aberration; a result dictated by the nerves of the Orlando players, a surprisingly engaged Los Angeles crowd, and Kobe Bryant playing at the peak of his game.

And in game three, the developing sense that Orlando deserved their spot in the last dance was assured. It was clear: they’d earned the right to be there. They were the best in the east, a (sporadically sputtering) offensive juggernaut, a tenacious defensive crew anchored by a beast in the middle.

But if the Lakers had won game three — making a sweep the most likely outcome — the average basketball fan would have been sorely disappointed. Hell, the Lakers would have been too. Their victory would have been cheap.

Cheap. The worst label that can be affixed to glory. That grotesque asterisk. Barry Bonds’ home run achievements? Cheap. George W. Bush’s Florida win in 2000? Cheap. For the Lakers to be ‘true champions’ — with the ideas of fairness and equity of ability attached to that — they needed a tough opponent.

That’s true of all the Lakers, but especially Kobe. If he wants a ring sans Shaquille, as the best player on his team, he needs to avoid that asterisk.

Had the championship scoreline ended up at 4-0, no one would have remembered how hard the Magic had fought throughout. The series would have fizzled, becoming nothing more than a slow death march for the Floridians, and an extended championship parade for the Lakers.

The Lakers will likely get their rings. Only three teams have ever recovered from being down 0-2, and the Magic appear too streaky, too dependent on the three-ball, to be the fourth. But the fact Orlando has taken a game — the only finals win in franchise history — ensures the Lakers can’t be labelled as cheap champions.

The Lakers will deserve their rings.

The Spurs hardly earned their 2007 title.

The Spurs hardly earned their 2007 title.

Unlike, say, the Spurs in 2007, when they demolished a poor Cleveland team who’d weaseled their way through a weak conference on the back of stellar efforts from LeBron James. The Cavaliers shouldn’t have been there, and the Spurs never faced adversity. It was a cakewalk. A 4-0 embarrassment.

Unlike the Rockets in 1995, who beat up a young Magic team, and didn’t have to face Michael Jordan, freshly returned from retirement, and still easing into game shape.

Unlike the Pistons in 2004, who defeated a Lakers team who had completely imploded. The series finished 4-1. That Lakers team stole a game, but they weren’t a match for the Pistons who, despite a significant lack of real talent, at least played well as a team.

As they say in politics, you’re defined by your opponent. For your championship to count, you need to have been beaten, bloodied and bruised.

The Magic aren’t giving the title away. They’re giving the Lakers all they’ve got. And so, when the Larry O’Brien trophy* heads to California, justice will have been served.

There will be no asterisk.

Posted By: Anton

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*This feature originally misidentified the NBA championship trophy as the Maurice Podoloff trophy. That is actually the regular season MVP trophy.

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The Rehab Diaries: Tracy McGrady

December 3, 2008 · 3 Comments

The shocking news that Tracy McGrady is out injured (!) for the next 3 weeks has sent seismic shifts through NBA and fantasy basketball leagues around the world (how do you replace 16ppg @ .407 FG%?).

Even more disturbing is the following… while the Sport Count team were once again enjoying a great round of Yum Cha at Yao Restaurant we managed to pocket T-Mac’s blackberry and got a hold of his personal schedule; revealing some interesting insights into the mind of a serial invalid.

"Here we go again, time for some fun!"

"Here we go again, time for some F.U.N!"

10:00am - Back to see my buddies over at Houston General Hospital. Will be great to see the fellas again. I’ve missed the last 4 or 5 weekly poker games, so I’m pumped to clean up tomorrow night.

11:00am – Oh yeah!! The rehab centre. This is comfort. My knee feels great when I’m kicking back in a bed that I can move up and down with the touch of a button. Heaven.

12:30pm - MMM, MMM!!!! Nothing beats hospital food. That jello just makes me feel great; I think that’s what I miss the 3-4 months I’m not in here. I gotta rep the Rockets, I do like red, but when it’s on offer, lime jello is my shit.

1:30pm - Treatment over :( on my way back to the training gym for some therapy.

2:30pm – The gym is soooooooo boring. No guerneys, not jello, no nothing. Just a whole bunch of dudes playing sport. Where is the personal attention and care? Where are the people reviewing my ailments on a half-hourly basis? Man, the Rockets could learn a lot from the staff at Houston General.

3:30pm - Watch scrimmage. Yawn. From the sideline, you really can see how many shots Ron is jacking up this season: a lot.

4:30pm - Time for a rub down and a sleep. Thank god it’s not a game day; I think wearing a suit would irritate my skin.

6:30pm - Head back the crib and grab some food on the way home so I’m set for the night. TiVO seriously pays for itself — I’ve got three eps of House, two of ER and even an old re-run of Chicago Hope on the playlist. (I don’t think much of Scrubs. Doctors are heroes, not something to be made fun of).

10:00pm - Dear God, why am I so injured?

Posted by: James

Categories: Off The Court · Rehab Diaries
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Ballers Who Surf: Ron Artest & Tracy McGrady

November 15, 2008 · 4 Comments

Yesterday, we were drinking cappuccinos at Starbucks on Bellaire & Wilcrest with Houston Rockets shooting guard Tracy McGrady and small forward Ron Artest. Just a few coffees between friends.

When Ron The Don and T-Mac wandered off to take a conference call from a tired Yao Ming — still a little drunk from the previous night’s ‘veteran’s meeting’ at The Yao Restaurant And Bar — we snuck a peak at the laptop they share, and screencapped their respective Safari histories.

First, it’s Tracy:

And Ron:

Ron Artest Internet History

Posted By: Anton & Alex

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