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The Semi-Socialist Pay Scale Of The NBA or: Why Lorenzen Wright Is Paid So Much For Doing So Little

June 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Because of the superstar (right) the rarely-used veteran (left) gets stacks of cash (middle)

Because of the superstar (right) the rarely-used veteran (left) gets stacks of cash (middle)

Last season, Cleveland Cavaliers back-up centre Lorenzen Wright was paid $1,262,275. It’s fair to say he didn’t earn that money.

He played in just seventeen games, at a pay rate of $74,251.47 per appearance. Only once did he play more than 25 minutes: in the last game of the season, a loss to Philadelphia in which coach Mike Brown gave the Cleveland starters a  pre-playoff rest.

Lorenzen Wright is a classic bench warmer, a semi-serviceable veteran with a pulse, and the ability to play a few minutes if  a) the Cavaliers are up by 30 with three minutes to go or b) the four big men ahead of him die just before the game.

So, when Wright contributes so little — beyond a beating heart — why is he paid so well? Why is such an easily replaceable player compensated so handsomely?

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A Cheapening Of Championship Glory: Why You Never Want To Sweep Your Opponent

June 11, 2009 · 9 Comments

The Magic have given the Lakers a real fight.

The Magic have given the Lakers a real fight.

In the first game of the finals series, the Lakers looked absolutely dominant, the Magic completely outmatched, the talent gap between the two teams vast.

The imagination of serious basketball heads ran wild, conjuring images of LeBron and his Cavalier mates going toe-to-toe with Kobe Bryant and his crew, challenging them on every possession, fighting for every rebound. It seemed like an injustice that The Manchild, Hedo, and Rashard had stolen from us the showdown we deserved: The King and The Black Mamba.

In the second game, that feeling faded, and the 100-75 scoreline in game one looked like an aberration; a result dictated by the nerves of the Orlando players, a surprisingly engaged Los Angeles crowd, and Kobe Bryant playing at the peak of his game.

And in game three, the developing sense that Orlando deserved their spot in the last dance was assured. It was clear: they’d earned the right to be there. They were the best in the east, a (sporadically sputtering) offensive juggernaut, a tenacious defensive crew anchored by a beast in the middle.

But if the Lakers had won game three — making a sweep the most likely outcome — the average basketball fan would have been sorely disappointed. Hell, the Lakers would have been too. Their victory would have been cheap.

Cheap. The worst label that can be affixed to glory. That grotesque asterisk. Barry Bonds’ home run achievements? Cheap. George W. Bush’s Florida win in 2000? Cheap. For the Lakers to be ‘true champions’ — with the ideas of fairness and equity of ability attached to that — they needed a tough opponent.

That’s true of all the Lakers, but especially Kobe. If he wants a ring sans Shaquille, as the best player on his team, he needs to avoid that asterisk.

Had the championship scoreline ended up at 4-0, no one would have remembered how hard the Magic had fought throughout. The series would have fizzled, becoming nothing more than a slow death march for the Floridians, and an extended championship parade for the Lakers.

The Lakers will likely get their rings. Only three teams have ever recovered from being down 0-2, and the Magic appear too streaky, too dependent on the three-ball, to be the fourth. But the fact Orlando has taken a game — the only finals win in franchise history — ensures the Lakers can’t be labelled as cheap champions.

The Lakers will deserve their rings.

The Spurs hardly earned their 2007 title.

The Spurs hardly earned their 2007 title.

Unlike, say, the Spurs in 2007, when they demolished a poor Cleveland team who’d weaseled their way through a weak conference on the back of stellar efforts from LeBron James. The Cavaliers shouldn’t have been there, and the Spurs never faced adversity. It was a cakewalk. A 4-0 embarrassment.

Unlike the Rockets in 1995, who beat up a young Magic team, and didn’t have to face Michael Jordan, freshly returned from retirement, and still easing into game shape.

Unlike the Pistons in 2004, who defeated a Lakers team who had completely imploded. The series finished 4-1. That Lakers team stole a game, but they weren’t a match for the Pistons who, despite a significant lack of real talent, at least played well as a team.

As they say in politics, you’re defined by your opponent. For your championship to count, you need to have been beaten, bloodied and bruised.

The Magic aren’t giving the title away. They’re giving the Lakers all they’ve got. And so, when the Larry O’Brien trophy* heads to California, justice will have been served.

There will be no asterisk.

Posted By: Anton

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*This feature originally misidentified the NBA championship trophy as the Maurice Podoloff trophy. That is actually the regular season MVP trophy.

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Count Q+A: Key Questions From Game 2

June 8, 2009 · 1 Comment

After watching the first two games of the NBA finals, ‘underwhelming’ seems to be the consensus. I’m sure pundits, TV ratings people and fans across the globe are all feeling slightly similar; that the Magic, despite their best game 2 efforts, still aren’t playing their part in giving us the finals that we wanted.

We’ve got queries, we’ve got questions, and given that we have a Web 2.0 outlet to potificate, predict and ponder, that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

So many opinions, whether right or wrong.

So many opinions, whether right or wrong.

Question 1: Is there a way back for the Magic?

James: Yes! Let’s keep in mind that they were within a Courtney Lee layup (well, two, but who’s counting?) of squaring the series at 1-1 — which would’ve seriously made the Lakers sweat going into the belly of the beast.

Game 2 showed off Orlando’s threats, and if Howard can get smarter at reading the help defense and start kicking it out to the corners more efficiently, we could see a blow out going the other way in the next couple of games.

Orlando needs game 3 on their terms — not just a win, but an uptempo, exclamation point of a win that gives them the momentum to take game 4 on energy, setting up game 5 as the true decider.

Anton: Absolutely not. It’s likely they’ll take game 3, with a home crowd desperate for a finals win (Orlando are 0-6 all time in finals games), and the serious possibility of Rashard Lewis, Hedo Turkoglu and Dwight Howard firing on all cylinders at the same time. But with the way the Lakers are playing — inside-out, constant ball distribution — there’s no way for the Magic to claw back.

They’re playing for dignity now. Game 2 was make or break. And they broke.

Question 2: What to do with the PG situation for Orlando?

James: Play Jameer Nelson from the outset. Currently, either through lack of confidence or his talent level finally catching up with him, Alston is playing with neither skill nor passion. Even J.J. Redick is doing a better job of getting to the hoop against Derek Fisher, showing how much swagger Skip To My Lou has lost.

If Nelson is your guy, then he’s your guy. The team is better off playing an extra shooter or going super big with Hedo at the point, sacrificing nothing in mobility, than playing Alston, who can’t contribute.

No one doesn’t feel for the guy — he was a big part of getting them there, but the coaching staff need to see that it isn’t working, and that Nelson is the option for Orlando when they go back home.

Anton: Agreed 100%. You just can’t have Rafer Alston on the floor. For the series, he’s done just what the Lakers want him to, jacking up horrendous jumpers, acting as a black hole on offense, slacking off on defense. Courtney Lee has had issues — lazy defense on Kobe in game 1, the botched lay-up in game 2 — but at least he’s trying. Alston looks lost.

It has to be Jameer. If he’s healthy, you start him, and you play him big minutes. He’s too good to be benched in the name of ‘chemistry.’

Question 3: Does going big with Gortat and Howard help or hinder?

James: It hinders, because one of the Magic’s key advantages is the ability to spread the floor. Having two centres with no offensive moves playing in the 4-5 spots is creates a log jam in the paint — which helps LA help defend and rebound as soon as the big guys put it on the floor.

Ariza is staying home on whoever he’s playing, and Bryant is helping the big guys against Dwight, meaning that the Lakers are daring Courtney Lee, Pietrus or Redick to shoot Orlando to the win. This line up helps the Lakers narrow Orlando’s options on offense, which allows them to get more rebounds.

Additionally, with Gortat and Howard lumbering up the floor, the transition game which advantages Orlando so significantly is redundant, making it tough to get the easy buckets they’ll need when games are on the line.

Pau Gasol isn't bothered by Gortat.

Pau Gasol isn't bothered by The Polish Jordan.

Anton: Unfortunately for the Magic, you just can’t do it. During the regular season (when Van Gundy, for whatever reason, rarely played The Polish Jordan and The Manchild together), Orlando might have created terror on defense with the two monsters roaming the paint.

Against the Lakers? Not so much. Odom is too agile, too capable of handling the ball. Gasol has post moves good enough to get Gortat off his feet. The Lakers, with their big, versatile big men, aren’t worried by two roaming shot-blockings.

Whatever defensive advantage the Ebony & Ivory Towers frontcout might give — and it’s arguable it helps at all — is betrayed by how offensively weak Gortat is. He misses lay-ups. He’s apparently capable of nailing jumpers, but he hasn’t proven that in a game environment yet. Near the basket, on the offensive end, he’s a liability.

Question 4: Single strangest moment of the finals thus far?

Anton: Every moment that J.J. Redick spends on the court is strange.

Let’s get this straight: the guy is a famous shooter who can’t shoot (3-11 in the series). He’s a clutch guy who disappears in the clutch. Tell me again why he’s on an NBA roster, let alone getting substantial minutes in a do-or-die playoff game?

And forget what you’ve read about his defense improving. Relatively, it has. Because now he occasionally plays it. He’s still laterally slow. He’s consistently abused on pick and rolls. He lets his offensive inadequacies frustrate him, and that effects his effort on the defensive end.

He shouldn’t be in the game. Not with Courtney Lee capable of playing off-guard. Not with Pietrus available. Heck, not even when Anthony Johnson could spell some minutes at the two.

James: Apart from the NBA Cares segment where Sasha Vujacic playing Monopoly with disadvantaged kids? Probably a D.J. Mbenga appearance in Game 1. DJ is the human personification of salt in the wound.

That appearance was strange because I didn’t expect it.

It was also strange, because D.J.’s head is way too small for his body, and he may or may not be a 12-year old with mild progeria.

Question 5: How do we see these Finals impacting the NBA next season?

James: Game 2 just got a whole bunch of teams interested in Lamar Odom. He might be inconsistent as hell, but such a big time display will get teams like OKC — and maybe even Utah and New Jersey — looking at Odom to fill holes, with his ability to score and handle mismatches on D. I was in no doubt that Odom would re-sign at LA, but this makes me start to think he’ll be tempted by an inflated contract; which he’ll inevitably rarely justify.

Anton: I can also see Odom collecting a surprisingly fat contract on the basis of his play in these finals. Only LeBron James and Dwyane Wade as are versatile as Odom, who can run the offense, attack the basket, distribute, block shots, box out and rebound strongly, read passing lanes, and nail threes. He’d be perfect playing for D’Antoni in New York. He’d be a killer at the Warriors, where he’d be called on to play primary point guard much of the time. And he’d be wonderful to watch on the Nets, forming a formidable frontcourt with Brook Lopez, and finally rendering Yi Jianlian officially expendable.

I can also see the Magic attracting some big names in free agency now that they’re a legitimate force in the weaker East. With downward pressure on salaries, the opportunity to play for a winner will become more important. Rasheed Wallace could be an incredible back-up at the power forward and centre spots. Ben Gordon would be an incredible off-guard — everything J.J. Redick was supposed to be. And Charlie Villanueva would be perfect.

Winning attracts winners; I’m sure a pundit has said that before. And it’s true. The Magic can only benefit from their finals appearance, even if they don’t end their run with rings.

Posted by: James & Anton

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The Rehab Diaries: Jameer Nelson

February 13, 2009 · 2 Comments

In our recent trip to Disney World, in between rides on Space Mountain and Star Tours, The Sport Count team took some time out to suck down a milk shake and burger. Just as we sat down, guess who was leaving, but our favourite malcontent, Jameer Nelson – who unfortunately left his classy looking Moleskin diary on the chair next to us.
Intrigued, by what the little fella might’ve had to say, the Count delved into the pages and found some interesting findings…

"Yep - the best injury of the 2004 draft for sure."

"Yep - the best injury of the 2004 draft for sure."

8:00am – Damn, this is sore. This is probably the worst injury to happen to anyone in the NBA this year – Al Jeff, Bynum, all pale into comparison to my shoulder. I was the only allstar with a season ender – we should remember that, when the dust settles on the 2004 NBA Draft.

10:00am - Hit Youtube, check out my injury. Definitely a big time injury. Seriously, ain’t nobody got more injured than this in the 2004 Draft Class and I was selected 20th. I bet all those GM’s are regretting not drafting a player to can carry an injury like your boy Jameer – ‘cept maybe Elgin Baylor… cos Livingston was pretty fucked up.

11:00am – Change my internet homepage; no point in all star voting anymore

13:00pm – Hit Yahoo! Fantasy – do you know I’ve been dropped by 8,994 teams? That means that 8,994 fantasy owners are mad cos I went down. I was the 12 ranked fantasy player of the season, in the ENTIRE NBA! That’s higher than anyone in the 2004 Draft Class by a long way, even Dwight.

14:00pm – Have a sleep. What a sleep.

17:00pm – Check the blackberry; google alerts are rolling in. Kirk Snyder huh? Oh you’re doing well – after your 16th selection you’re now playing in China. I bet the Jazz are really pumped with that pick. Oh, another one – Kris Humphries… those 3.9 ppg must have the Raptors salivating about his “upside”… ha ha, suckers. Damn chumps, I’m the best from 2004!!

19:00pm -  Roll out for dinner with Dwight and Hedo and a Turkish place that Hedo knows. Dwight orders 2 platters, so I order 3. I ate 33% more than Dwight Howard at dinner! That’s right, you heard me! Proving once and for all who the best eater in the 2004 NBA Draft Class is.

22:00pm – Jump into bed. This shoulder is killing me – what an injury: they don’t make em like this no more!

Posted by: James

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Michael Redd Out For The Season: An Exclusive Interview With God

January 28, 2009 · 7 Comments

Our lord and saviour, yesterday.

Our lord and saviour, yesterday.

Michael Redd is out for the season, the victim of a torn ACL and a busted MCL.

A quick low-down from The Almighty, via Michael Redd:

“I’m deeply disappointed but everything in life happens for a reason and this is God’s plan for me,” said Redd.

Shocked at the cruelty of a God that would betray the hopes and dreams of the Milwaukee faithful during yet another cold, harsh winter in the basketball wilderness, The Sport Count spoke to the creator of man, the universe, and everything, and asked him what else he might have in store.

Bit harsh, the Redd thing.

What? And I’m going to let the Bucks make the final eight?

What’s your issue with the Bucks?

I like the Bulls this year. They’ve got chemistry issues, yeah, but I created those chemistry issues. I want Tyrus Thomas to be a spastic, confused force of nature, with ridiculous upside and a game that frustrates and teases. And what I want for, I shall create, and I shall receive. It’s not like the Chicago fans can complain, I gave them Michael Jordan. I forced the referees to swallow their whistles when he pushed off Bryon Russell. Like, yes, that was a foul, guys. I could see that shit from up here.

But you like the Bulls this year, that’s what you’re saying?

Sure. They’ll definitely be there come playoff time, because I’ll will them there. Forget David Stern getting handed ice cold envelopes, or Tim Donaghy fixing games; the only man who dictates whether a bucket sinks is me. That’s why I make my big men incapable of shooting free throws. I don’t want them to be too powerful.

Right, Shaquille and Dwight, sure. But Nowitzki and Yao don’t seem to have any problems from the charity stripe.

Okay, but one of them is German, so whatever, who cares, right?

I don’t have time to deal with some secular German, considering my schedule — I’ve spent literally all this week deciding on the outcome of the upcoming Super Bowl. I mean, I like Big Ben, he was a good effort by me. I created a good one there. But do I really want to reward the Steelers defense? I’m an offense loving guy. You want peace-loving defense shit, talk to my boy Jesus. Seriously, talk to him.

I’m thinking I’ll make it rain or some shit, totally sludge the ground up, take away the Steelers’ D-line speed advantage. It’ll be like Heinz field times ten. Totally gross, nothing but mud. And this is in Florida too, so people won’t see the torrential rain coming. They’ll definitely attribute it to me. I like that.

Makes the 3-1 Cardinals sound like a nice bet. You didn’t explain Yao.

Oh, Yao is Chinese. I can’t control him.

No?

No, the Chinese are great from the free-throw line. It’s all thanks to that benevolence of Buddha. He hates to see people miss. Is Buddha still running that joint? I don’t know. They’re secular now? What? Daoism? You’re kidding.

Who’s that in the background?

The ghost of Wilt Chamberlain.

Seriously?

Did I make you retarded? Shit no, it’s not Wilt Chamberlain. He’s probably busy catching clouds that have rebounded off each other, or making love for eternity or whatever. Focus, guy. I can’t spend all afternoon getting my talk on with a sports blogger. Any more Redd questions?

One more. What’re fantasy owners looking at for next year? Is he fourth round, eighth round? Is he even worth drafting?

In roto, I guess you could store him on your bench. But in a shallow head-to-head league, do you really want a guy who won’t be back in action until the game against the Warriors just before the All-Star break? I wouldn’t. You hardly need to worry about your draft choices anyway, considering I personally make every fantasy draft selection any human has ever made.

Posted By: Anton

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