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The Reading List: Obama Visits Utah For A D-League Game

January 21, 2009 · 2 Comments

A great human, holding a great basketball, on a great day for the world.

A great human, holding a great basketball, on a great day for the world.

Well, okay, that headline is untrue, sadly. We just wanted an excuse to run a photo of our favourite man, on this beautiful day.

Having said that, Rod Benson was nice enough to leave him a few free tickets to a D-League match in Utah, just in case he had a few holes in his schedule during the past week:

Over a week ago, when we were in Utah, our assistant coach was asking us who needed tickets. In Utah, nobody has friends or relatives, girlfriends or ex-coaches, so the list was basically empty. We each get two tickets for every game (more if other guys don’t use theirs), so there were nearly 20 tickets that were going unused.

I don’t know what compelled me to do this, but right before he took the short list to the ticket people, I asked for the pen and the paper. First, I wrote my name, and then I wrote “Barack Obama plus four.” The list was then taken away with nobody having seen who I left tickets for.

Rob at NBA Mate — who’ve really fired up a two-horse race, with The Sport Count the other participant, by proclaiming themselves ‘probably Australia’s best NBA blog’ — takes a look at the recent LeBron versus Kobe showdown. Highlights include an explanation of ‘the Danny Glover role’ and a description of noted stathead John Hollinger really efficiently crying.

Erick at Baller Blogger breaks down the Memphis Grizzlies, one of the most entertaining — albeit often terrible — teams in the league. They’re a little messy now, but they’ve got a great future:

O.J. Mayo is a talented if selfish scorer who hasn’t differentiated between good shots and bad shots. He forced at least a half dozen shots and penetrations in the fourth quarter alone causing the team’s offense to fizzle out. Also, all his shot attempts are self-made, though that’s understandable considering how rudimentary Memphis’ drive-and-kick offense has to be with so many kids.

Vinny Del Negro says Derrick Rose is a lock for the Rookie Of The Year gong: Mayo’s having a great year, and Beasley is an incredibly talented player and is playing well. But no one’s played at the level Derrick’s played from the start to this point. Not even close in my opinion.’ The really interesting angle is why we should care when The League’s Worst Coach — even an interim empty suit like Jay Triano can’t compete for the title — compliments one of his players.

A breakdown of the talked-up Jermaine-for-Matrix swap from Kelly at Ball Don’t Lie. With a bonus photo of Pat Riley looking like a coke dealer:

The word has died down a bit, Pat Riley helped to throw a little baking powder on that grease fire the other day, but it’s worth briefly reminding you that any trade that would send Shawn Marion and his expiring contract to Toronto for Jermaine O’Neal could not be counted on as anything less than an absolute steal for the Raptors.

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Notes From The Game: Bulls Vs. Cavaliers

November 6, 2008 · 1 Comment

evidently quite good at basketball.

Derrick Rose: evidently quite good at basketball.

As real Obama freaks, The Sport Count team have been in Chicago all week. But we figured it was worth a trip out to Cleveland to see the The President’s Own Team in action. Here are some brief notes from the game:

Look at this photo while blasting Coolio. It works.

Look at this photo while blasting Coolio. It works.

- Turns out cornrows are back, if they ever left at all. Both Delonte West and Thabo Sefolosha have them; both look like extras from Dangerous Minds. Then there’s Drew Gooden’s Pirates Of The Caribbean effort. He’s calling it ‘The Johnny’ for reasons I’m too physically disgusted to discuss.

- In other follicular news, Mike Brown clearly worked on a tight little goatee in the off-season. It’s my second favourite off-season beard change, just after — who else? — Big Poppa Popovich.

- Derrick Rose can get to the hoop. Quickly. It’s preternatural, all instinct, like the five defenders he’s just beaten aren’t there. And he doesn’t need tricks to do it either; no killer crossover, or pre-drive pump fake, nor Tony Parker-esque circus shots. Like Monta Ellis and Chris Paul, he just sees the ring, attaches the ball to an invisible string, and takes a couple of easy steps forward. Rose ends the night with 20 points and seven assists.

- It remains difficult to believe that Anderson Varejao is good at basketball; he looks too ridiculous, like a 1970s soccer star, or a flip flop-sporting exchange student visiting Southern California. Or Pablo Escobar’s second-best bodyguard. n some ways, I guess he isn’t particularly good at basketball. His shot-taking instincts remain fairly comical, and his passing game is non-existent at best, grotesque at worst. But the energy and intensity is palpable, and the Cavaliers look much stronger with him out there.

only scores points by accident.

Ben Wallace: only scores points by accident.

- It’s been written, said or sung so very many times before, but if Ben Wallace wasn’t on such a brutally fat contract, would he seriously be getting more than 10 minutes a game? Yes, okay, he can still put on the occasional rebounding clinic — he grabs 14 boards tonight, including a memorable series in which Busted Ben rises above every single Bull to bring down two consecutive offensive boards.

But it kills your team when you give a big man 28 minutes and he rewards you with zero points on 0-2 shooting. In fact, he’s averaging 2.0 points for the season. In other words, the Cavaliers are playing four-on-five on offense (and three-on-five when Wally Szczerbiak isn’t firing). Unacceptable. It has to end.

- In the second quarter, we see Ben Gordon fire a pinpoint pass straight to no one. Just one of many manifestations of a Bulls team that remains confused and disorganised. (Gordon, however, was one of the bright spots for Chicago tonight, putting up 31 points on 11-19. Cue fantasy owners figuring Ben is back in form, only to be rewarded by 6 points at 16% in his next game).

- Have the Bulls given up on Joakim Noah? He’s played just 23 minutes total in the past three games, and his efforts haven’t exactly made the case for more — he’s had four points and four caroms in that time. Ugly. You figure he could still be sold high, considering his length, and rawness (general managers love rawness — it means they can talk about ‘development’ a lot), and his fairly recent glory days in Florida. Time to hit the phones, John Paxson. Try the Bobcats. They’re in need of power forward who isn’t 18% pie, and Michael Jordan is easily fleeced.

- After his sub-par last season, and a terrible one point (on 0-8 shooting) effort against the Magic two nights ago, Luol Deng (18 points, seven boards) seems to have semi-remembered how basketball works. Key facts he has been reminded of: put the ball in the hoop, pass to players dressed in the same colour as you, don’t just stand there when a loose ball is nearby.

- LeBron James has developed a low-post game. Jesus christ. He’s still getting better!

- End score: 107-93. It briefly seemed like the Bulls might make a game of it… and then LeBron came in, sank a lay-up (plus one), tipped in a miss, and hit a jumper. He finished with 41.

‘That’s me,’ Bron Bron told the media. ‘When it’s time for me to go out and close a game, that’s what I’m capable of doing.’ He’s a self-aware guy.

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This Is Our Trade Of Discontent

September 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Well, The Sport Count (as well as the rest of the blogosphere) got it well wrong with the recent claims that Ben Gordon was on his way to CSKA Moscow. However, one thing which looks almost certain is that ‘Belligerent Ben,’ as he’s referred to at our offices, is nowhere near suiting up for the Bulls next year.

Gordon's Sprewell complex for Marion's sensitivity?

Gordon's Sprewell complex for Marion's sensitivity?

The latest and greatest in The Ben Gordon Saga involves Miami, and talk of a multi-player trade involving some of the worst attitudes in the NBA — a treasure trove of discontentment. RealGM.com reports:

Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks for Ben Gordon, Larry Hughes and Joakim Noah, according to Yahoo! Sports.

Jeez, that’s a chemistry issue waiting to happen. Literally every single player in that sentence has character issues. It’s almost comical.

To be honest though, I don’t mind the trade for either side. Noah would be a great true big for Miami and they would have Larry Hughes and his horrible contract semi-running the point next to Wade at the 2. Ben Gordon would contend for 6th man of the year, playing a bit of starting 2 if they want to run D-Wade at the point. It frees up space for Beasley to play small forward toom, locking him as the best rookie not named Greg Oden.

The Bulls get Marion, a great defender, and a guy who can create his own offense when rookie point guard Derrick Rose forgets what sort of play he’s running. Banks is a useless inclusion, and the Bulls would obviously be looking to get someone else — if they’re retaining Hinrich, you don’t need to be paying your third-string point guard $5m a year.

These talks have apparently stalled, but don’t be surprised to see this watershed of petulance and primadonna behaviour fire up again over the next couple of weeks, as Pat Riley realises that Vinny Del Negro’s only credentials are three full seasons of franchise mode on NBA 2K8.

Posted By: James

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Counting Down: The Top 7 NBA Criminals

July 18, 2008 · 11 Comments

As reported on ESPN, Derrick Rose has recently been charged with reckless driving, as he was clocked going 40mph over the legal speed limit.

Tipping the hat to another Bulls draft pick of yesteryear, Jay Williams, Rose’s ridiculous behaviour didn’t surprise me. Not in the slightest.

Training for The Euroleague

Shawn Kemp: Training for The Euroleague

If you think of the NBA as a collection of around 400 guys, and think about the average crimes, misdemeanours and felonies they commit every season and each off season, it’s disproportionately higher than the societal norm.

Reminiscing over all of the charges laid against your Tinsleys, Melos, Lebrons, Kobes, Barkleys, Roses and Artests over the past few years got The Sport Count thinking. Who are the Top 7 NBA Criminals?

Shawn Kemp | Possession of Narcotics and Firearms | Power Forward

You know you’ve been in trouble when your Wikipedia page features ‘Legal Problems’ as a subheader.

The Reign Man was a consistent rebound, dunk and point machine throughout the course of his NBA career, but he also brought the heat off court with some great crimes. In fact, Kemp was the first man in NBA history to average a career quad double: points per game, child support endowments, comeback attempts and criminal offenses.

In 2005, the Reign Man was arrested for possessing 60 grams of coke and a semi-automatic pistol – which sounds like an amazing party if you’re somewhere in rural Bulgaria.

(To be honest, Kemp isn’t much of a crim, but his fall from grace has been so marked that we’ve included him. And because TSC editor and noted Kemp freak Alex Vitlin will vehemently post a defense imminently).

Isaiah Rider | Kidnapping, Assault, Grand Theft Auto | Small Forward

East bay funk dunker, over the shoulder three-pointer; Isaiah Rider is better known nowadays for being a criminal of the worst variety, and one of the baddest eggs to the play the game in recent times.

There isn’t even a need to embelish these – so I’m just going to list them.

Kidnapping, domestic violence, violating an Apprehended Violence Order, hit and run, resisting arrest, felony possession of cocaine, unlawful firearm possession, possession of a controlled narcotics substance, providing false information to a police officer, driving on a suspended license and, drum roll please, Grand Theft Auto.

Who are the next five?

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The Reading List: Miles To Hurt The Blazers?

July 8, 2008 · 1 Comment

No doubt you’ve heard that should Darius Miles — who looked good at a recent Boston try-out — sign and play with another the team, the Blazers would be on the hook for his $27,000,000 contract*. Which wouldn’t be great for their salary cap.

However, one Portland head isn’t too worried about Miles returning to form:

If he can come back near pre-injury form it’s guaranteed somebody, somewhere is going to give him a shot. His retirement was for legitimate, confirmed medical reasons, however. That, combined with what we’ve heard about Darius’ work ethic from various teams he played for in his healthier days, makes me think a full recovery is [unlikely].

*Always better to express bad contracts down to the last digit. Example: Stephon Marbury will make $21,937,500 this season. Even the $500 dollars tacked on at the end hurts in New York.

I never, ever thought I’d see a tattoo sillier than Luke Walton’s inexplicable bicep-based depiction of monkeys dunking basketballs. I was wrong:

Back in the summer of 2003, Shawn Marion got a tattoo down his right leg in Chinese lettering that was supposedly a translation of his nickname “The Matrix.” Only it wasn’t. I mean, it really, really wasn’t.

Rod Benson heads north:

As I walked around the breakfast buffet area, I did not see any thinly sliced ham that was labeled “bacon.” I figured there would be no reason to label it “Canadian bacon” because I was in Canada. The bacon that was appropriately labeled was the same chewy-crispy sliced pork that I was accustomed to. It could just be that hotel, but I have lost faith in Canadian bacon as a result of that morning.

Beasley put up 28 against Derrick Rose and the Bulls. Why is ESPN not televising the summer league? Even if they played it at 3am instead of World’s Strongest Man (episode #91381) or the 1998 NHRA Qualifiers, at least we’d have the chance to see that Beasley magic.

The Sport Count would love to see Darius Miles back in the NBA. Why?

Hoo! Bwooohedabegyaponermen!!. Translation: That was great. That was a great dunk he just did off that trampoline.

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