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Count Q+A: Hedo, Ron & Trevor

July 4, 2009 · 1 Comment

So, the silly season is upon us, and the Count is ready to weigh in with opinions left, right, and centre on Ron, Trev, Charlie and Ben — who sound like a 1960s mod rock band but are, in fact, all basketball players.

What will he do? Get it?

What will he do? Get it?

Where should Turkoglu end up? Where is he likely to?

Anton: Let’s do the second part first. I see him signing with the Raptors, a poorly-run franchise desperate to surround Chris Bosh with known entities. Toronto want name players, guys with ‘championship experience,’ and they’ll pay for it. Being the league’s only non-US franchise, the Raptors seem to pride themselves on their international flavour, so securing the Turkish Jordan will blow minds north of the border.

Never mind that he’s yet another long three-point man who doesn’t rebound, sliding in next to Bargnani, who is carving out a semi-successful career without ever setting foot in the paint on either end. Never mind that he’ll be overpaid.

You know where he should end up? Orlando. He’s perfect for them. He can run the offense when Jameer Nelson isn’t on the court, and he can nail open bombs off kick-outs and screens. His sporadic defensive failures and lack of rebounding are offset by the brute interior strength of The Manchild.

Yes, he should stay in Orlando. But they can’t offer him enough money, so he won’t.

James: Turkoglu will get overpaid. Let’s be frank: he’s playing in a set up that suits him perfectly, and he’s the third-best player on his team. Without a solid, shooting 4 like Rashard Lewis, he has a lot less space to operate, and he flourished in a situation where he’s the go-to guy in the clutch.

Ideally, you’d like to see him as the final piece on a contender… but he’ll take a pay day. If Portland offer him the bucks now — and it would be a horrible move if they do — that’s where he’ll be; they’re an exciting team and probably good enough for the WCFs next year, taking a game or two off the Lakers.

I’d actually love Turkoglu at the Mavericks. Think about it. He’s a much better fit for that team than Howard is at the 3, as he can camp on the perimeter and get kick-outs from Dirk. Likewise, he’s a guy who revels on good looks (otherwise shooting woefully from the field) so he’d be fit if Kidd is feeding him the rock.

Having said that, I see him taking a pay day from the Blazers or Raptors.

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Finally, The Third Season Is Upon Us!

June 24, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Quite frankly, we at The Sport Count have been waiting for the offseason for some time.

After the Cavs got booted and we grinded toward the inevitability of the Lakers overmatching an under-performing and overwhelmed Orlando, my fingers were itching for trades, draft chatter, and General Manager fuck-ups galore.

The issue was… it didn’t begin. With one of the most baffling and boring draft classes of all time (with genuine confusion from journalists, fans and the all-important blogosphere as to where key players would end up), and GMs seemingly reluctant to make the trades we’ve been begging for since the deadline, I was beginning to think that this offseason would be as boring as the Buss family’s victory speech after Game 5.

Going to the Spurs, it's like going to the dark side.

Going to the Spurs, it's like going to the dark side.

Then… it all transformed. All of sudden, I awaken to news of Richard Jefferson being traded to the Spurs for Bruce Bowen and some other unlikeables who’ll likely be back with the Spurs by November. Andrew Bogut grudgingly accepts it:

Sad to see RJ go. He was a fun guy to be around and could play. We are building for the future, slow and steady. Patience grasshopper.

But for the rest of us, the glow of the third season has finally begun. Even if it restores the Spurs as championship contenders and makes us all hate the world a little bit more, finally, there’s something to read about.

Almost as soon as this happenned, the ridiculous trade between the Celtics and the Pistons, involving Rondo, Ray Allen, Stuckey, Prince and Hamilton, began to come to light. All of a sudden, Rondo is being proactively shopped and we’re starting to think that a major trade will be made prior to the next season.

Then we start to get some meaningful talk of the Knicks trading up (via sending Larry Hughes back to Washington and turning #5 and #8 into #2) in order to get little Ricky Rubio — all of a sudden making draft day moves and rookies swapping hats is a tangible possibility.

All of a sudden, the excitement has hit us again: ESPN has more than one item on the NBA per day; True Hoop is talking; Twitter is alight and the NBA’s third season has well and truly got us hooked, hoping and praying that it tides us over until October.

Posted: by James

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An Ode To Europe or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Gamesmanship

June 13, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Pietrus: Finals MVP

Pietrus: Finals MVP

I have what my friends tell me is a weird perspective on sportsmanship.

I like players cleverly bending the rules to their advantage (popularly known as cheating). As a child I would practice handballing the soccer ball. I supported Mr. Fuji, of the then-WWF, intelligently throwing salt into the eyes of his opponents, and hitting them with his Singapore Cane. I asked my parents for an East-German Olympic Team tracksuit for my birthday. I like Bruce Bowen. I’m sure you’re getting it.

If you cheat and get caught, you’re an idiot. If you cheat and get an advantage, then you’re a smarter player than your opponent. It’s the intelligence involved that makes playing by the rules boring and un-creative. Cheats are the real mavericks in pro-sports, not the goody two-shoes, moral high horse sitting individuals who bemoan creative adherence to the rules.

An intelligent foul.

An intelligent foul.

So, for me, the hard foul which Mickael Pietrus delivered to Pau Gasol in the closing seconds of game 4 was exactly the type of thing I love to see in pro-sports.

Pietrus was clever: he knew that a flagrant would cost him the chance to appear in game 5, and that it would be a heartless referee who sent him off with a flagrant 2 in the dying seconds of a loss. If Gasol misses that shot, it’s still a 5 point game, and Orlando would’ve likely shot technicals thanks to Gasol’s Spanish outburst.

This has come to typify the presence of European players in the NBA. Watch Sasha Vujacic for 14 seconds and you’ll see it. Watch Luis Scola defend anyone over 6′4″, and you’ll see it too. Flopping, annoying fouls, underhanded tactics to gain an upper hand — this is the type of thing I love about this game, and this is why I’m delighted by the influx of European players into the league.

So, if you’re one of those people who likes to see players play by the ‘rules’ and show a complete disregard for their sport by failing to push the boundaries of what constitues popularly acceptable play, I urge you to take a good strong look at yourself — you’re a thing of the past, and you and your closed minded friends are going to have a long couple of years ahead of you if this European Influx continues.

Posted by: James

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Count Q+A: Key Questions From Game 2

June 8, 2009 · 1 Comment

After watching the first two games of the NBA finals, ‘underwhelming’ seems to be the consensus. I’m sure pundits, TV ratings people and fans across the globe are all feeling slightly similar; that the Magic, despite their best game 2 efforts, still aren’t playing their part in giving us the finals that we wanted.

We’ve got queries, we’ve got questions, and given that we have a Web 2.0 outlet to potificate, predict and ponder, that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

So many opinions, whether right or wrong.

So many opinions, whether right or wrong.

Question 1: Is there a way back for the Magic?

James: Yes! Let’s keep in mind that they were within a Courtney Lee layup (well, two, but who’s counting?) of squaring the series at 1-1 — which would’ve seriously made the Lakers sweat going into the belly of the beast.

Game 2 showed off Orlando’s threats, and if Howard can get smarter at reading the help defense and start kicking it out to the corners more efficiently, we could see a blow out going the other way in the next couple of games.

Orlando needs game 3 on their terms — not just a win, but an uptempo, exclamation point of a win that gives them the momentum to take game 4 on energy, setting up game 5 as the true decider.

Anton: Absolutely not. It’s likely they’ll take game 3, with a home crowd desperate for a finals win (Orlando are 0-6 all time in finals games), and the serious possibility of Rashard Lewis, Hedo Turkoglu and Dwight Howard firing on all cylinders at the same time. But with the way the Lakers are playing — inside-out, constant ball distribution — there’s no way for the Magic to claw back.

They’re playing for dignity now. Game 2 was make or break. And they broke.

Question 2: What to do with the PG situation for Orlando?

James: Play Jameer Nelson from the outset. Currently, either through lack of confidence or his talent level finally catching up with him, Alston is playing with neither skill nor passion. Even J.J. Redick is doing a better job of getting to the hoop against Derek Fisher, showing how much swagger Skip To My Lou has lost.

If Nelson is your guy, then he’s your guy. The team is better off playing an extra shooter or going super big with Hedo at the point, sacrificing nothing in mobility, than playing Alston, who can’t contribute.

No one doesn’t feel for the guy — he was a big part of getting them there, but the coaching staff need to see that it isn’t working, and that Nelson is the option for Orlando when they go back home.

Anton: Agreed 100%. You just can’t have Rafer Alston on the floor. For the series, he’s done just what the Lakers want him to, jacking up horrendous jumpers, acting as a black hole on offense, slacking off on defense. Courtney Lee has had issues — lazy defense on Kobe in game 1, the botched lay-up in game 2 — but at least he’s trying. Alston looks lost.

It has to be Jameer. If he’s healthy, you start him, and you play him big minutes. He’s too good to be benched in the name of ‘chemistry.’

Question 3: Does going big with Gortat and Howard help or hinder?

James: It hinders, because one of the Magic’s key advantages is the ability to spread the floor. Having two centres with no offensive moves playing in the 4-5 spots is creates a log jam in the paint — which helps LA help defend and rebound as soon as the big guys put it on the floor.

Ariza is staying home on whoever he’s playing, and Bryant is helping the big guys against Dwight, meaning that the Lakers are daring Courtney Lee, Pietrus or Redick to shoot Orlando to the win. This line up helps the Lakers narrow Orlando’s options on offense, which allows them to get more rebounds.

Additionally, with Gortat and Howard lumbering up the floor, the transition game which advantages Orlando so significantly is redundant, making it tough to get the easy buckets they’ll need when games are on the line.

Pau Gasol isn't bothered by Gortat.

Pau Gasol isn't bothered by The Polish Jordan.

Anton: Unfortunately for the Magic, you just can’t do it. During the regular season (when Van Gundy, for whatever reason, rarely played The Polish Jordan and The Manchild together), Orlando might have created terror on defense with the two monsters roaming the paint.

Against the Lakers? Not so much. Odom is too agile, too capable of handling the ball. Gasol has post moves good enough to get Gortat off his feet. The Lakers, with their big, versatile big men, aren’t worried by two roaming shot-blockings.

Whatever defensive advantage the Ebony & Ivory Towers frontcout might give — and it’s arguable it helps at all — is betrayed by how offensively weak Gortat is. He misses lay-ups. He’s apparently capable of nailing jumpers, but he hasn’t proven that in a game environment yet. Near the basket, on the offensive end, he’s a liability.

Question 4: Single strangest moment of the finals thus far?

Anton: Every moment that J.J. Redick spends on the court is strange.

Let’s get this straight: the guy is a famous shooter who can’t shoot (3-11 in the series). He’s a clutch guy who disappears in the clutch. Tell me again why he’s on an NBA roster, let alone getting substantial minutes in a do-or-die playoff game?

And forget what you’ve read about his defense improving. Relatively, it has. Because now he occasionally plays it. He’s still laterally slow. He’s consistently abused on pick and rolls. He lets his offensive inadequacies frustrate him, and that effects his effort on the defensive end.

He shouldn’t be in the game. Not with Courtney Lee capable of playing off-guard. Not with Pietrus available. Heck, not even when Anthony Johnson could spell some minutes at the two.

James: Apart from the NBA Cares segment where Sasha Vujacic playing Monopoly with disadvantaged kids? Probably a D.J. Mbenga appearance in Game 1. DJ is the human personification of salt in the wound.

That appearance was strange because I didn’t expect it.

It was also strange, because D.J.’s head is way too small for his body, and he may or may not be a 12-year old with mild progeria.

Question 5: How do we see these Finals impacting the NBA next season?

James: Game 2 just got a whole bunch of teams interested in Lamar Odom. He might be inconsistent as hell, but such a big time display will get teams like OKC — and maybe even Utah and New Jersey — looking at Odom to fill holes, with his ability to score and handle mismatches on D. I was in no doubt that Odom would re-sign at LA, but this makes me start to think he’ll be tempted by an inflated contract; which he’ll inevitably rarely justify.

Anton: I can also see Odom collecting a surprisingly fat contract on the basis of his play in these finals. Only LeBron James and Dwyane Wade as are versatile as Odom, who can run the offense, attack the basket, distribute, block shots, box out and rebound strongly, read passing lanes, and nail threes. He’d be perfect playing for D’Antoni in New York. He’d be a killer at the Warriors, where he’d be called on to play primary point guard much of the time. And he’d be wonderful to watch on the Nets, forming a formidable frontcourt with Brook Lopez, and finally rendering Yi Jianlian officially expendable.

I can also see the Magic attracting some big names in free agency now that they’re a legitimate force in the weaker East. With downward pressure on salaries, the opportunity to play for a winner will become more important. Rasheed Wallace could be an incredible back-up at the power forward and centre spots. Ben Gordon would be an incredible off-guard — everything J.J. Redick was supposed to be. And Charlie Villanueva would be perfect.

Winning attracts winners; I’m sure a pundit has said that before. And it’s true. The Magic can only benefit from their finals appearance, even if they don’t end their run with rings.

Posted by: James & Anton

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Live Blogging All Star Saturday

February 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The Count Team have cracked open a couple of beers and are kicking back with some chicken nuggets and hot dogs, ready to live blog All Star Saturday.

Rashad Lewis can't win.

"Rashard Lewis can't win. Now watch me hit a flush."

18:11 – Mo Williams has guaranteed the win in the skills challenge. That’s good enough for us, we’ve placed a couple of sizeable bets on “The Last All Star”.

18:12 – Kenny Smith has guaranteed that Rashad Lewis cannot win the 3 point contest. This is after he’s earnestly explained how difficult it is because you’re used to having the ball passed to you. Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Smith.

You’re out of rhythym. You’re used to having someone pass it to you.

- K. Smith 2009

18:16 – Bill Russel is crying on television, seemingly because they’ve named the Finals MVP award after him. Either that, or he’s crying because the NBA forced him to have lunch with Shaq, Steve Nash, Chris Paul and Magic Johnson for his 75th birthday instead of his family.

18:19 - Bill Russel has just explained that now days “you’ve got to be creative to be a dunker.” If an NBA legend wants to coin a phrase, you let it happen. Hence, a new occupation is now “dunker.” Amazing. Put that on your next census form.

18:22 - Just found out that we can track the dunk comp on facebook and vote. Might mean we’ll be quiet for a little while.

18:30 - Britney Spears video clip player to an NBA montage. If anyone has a Wizards jersey dress lying around a la Mariah can they let her know.

18:33 – Haier Shooting Stars lineups have been introduced. New things I’ve learnt? That Tangela is a name and that Michael Cooper is still alive. Oh, and Dan Majerle still looks a lot like Dan Majerle.

18:34 – Seriously, the Spurs should kill this thing on name value alone. Women aside, the only team that has anyone with a sniff of the hall of fame.

18:35 – Reggie Miller is talking about how good the WNBA players are good at knocking the half court shot. Shut up Reggie Miller.

18:37 – Bill Laimbeer needs to go back to his used car dealership.

18:37 – Becky Hammon is still a babe.

18:43 – Thunder Dan Majerle seals the lead for Phoenix in the Shooting Star challenge, proving two thigs in the process: Dan Majerle is not the second leading triple shooter ever in Phoenix for no reason, and Dan Majerle stills looks like Dan Majerle.

18:44 - Tim Duncan takes his first shot from the three line. He bricks it. Everyone in the world goes “duh.”

18:52 – This is a really stupid competition. Really dumb, can we just bring the horse competition indoors.

18:53 – Interesting thoughts: Tim Duncan and David Robinson lost a three point shooting contest – WWEEEEEIRD?!

18:58 - Thought One on what Dwight Howard will do in the dunk comp… dunk whilst wearing ice skates.

19:06 - Is Reggie Miller an authority on all allstar weekend contests? He knows everything… about everything.

19:08 – Derrick Rose is a baller. A straight baller.

19:10 – Reggie Miller makes a lecherous comment about Eva Longoria. Would anyone else fully support him stealing Eva Longoria from Tony? I would. He’d shoot her lights out.

19:16 - Did we mention he’s a baller? Derrick Rose is a fucken baller.

19:17 – Dwayne Wade is wearing a white suit and red aviator glasses. Not sunglasses, glasses.

19:45 – The threepoint contest is a little boring… i can’t even explain why.

19:55 - I’ve got money on Daeqwna (sp) Cook come on lil fella.

20:00 - If Cook chokes from here, I’ll spew.

20:01 – cook wins me $140 ($20 at 7-1) – I’ll be investing it on a Cook jersey, which I’ll never wear.

20:07 - Who the fuck is Kevin Rudolf… am I mising something?

20:17 - Nothing, absolutely nothing says dunk comp like the Pussy Cat Dolls.

20:19 - Looking at the Mayor of Sacramento, Kevin Johnson. Funny to think for people in Sacramento, the chain of command goes KJ-Schwarzenegger.

20:40 – Cool, yeah Dwight had the phone booth etc, but this is about dunks… these dunks aren’t very good.

20:45 – Rudy Fernandez’s dunk was very good however.

20:50 – How many times can Reggie Miller can say Kryptonite in 5 minutes was just answered… it’s 33.

20:57 - Good all star saturday – thanks guys.

Posted by: James and Alex

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