Your Guide To NBA Beards: Part Two
Pau Gasol.
Are you posing for Rembrandt right now? Because if you aren’t, get that that Renaissance-man germination off your face. You play ball, you don’t hang in the Louvre.
Rasheed Wallace.
If basketball was high school, this guy would be voted ‘most likely to bang hot, African-American TV stars,’ right? The knuckles give it all away. Why? Because sports tape tightly bound around men’s parts turns me on. So judge me. It’s not like I want to masturbate with feet.
Drew Gooden.
Oh, forget all the obvious ‘towelhead’ calls right now, we’ve found our Allah. Just as we imagine the Christian God may look like Sam Elliott, Drew Gooden and his chin mane can be our Arab Guy In The Sky. Because if the Muslim God runs around paradise with virgins, this is who I want to imagine doing it.
Moses Malone And Julius Erving.
It really kills me that these hairy bros aren’t related, because I’d like to imagine a super rich, comfortably overweight mama sitting in her mansion polishing this picture in its frame. And now I have something in my eyes.
Scot Pollard.
What, so you’re the funny guy? Whoa, relax. So are most retarded, drunk, Irish people with beards.
Posted By: Brie
Read part one of your guide to NBA beards here.
Anton Trees
Alex Vitlin
James Wright
Brie Hague
Ben Toupein
Scot Pollard is so ‘Capturing The Friedmans.’
Alexander Vitlin said this on October 31, 2008 at 3:08 PM |
the Allah comment wasnt funny
disrespectful
u dont see me talking about jesus
aere said this on November 1, 2008 at 4:12 PM |
Talk about Jesus all you fucking want, I don’t give a shit. The only advantage Jesus has over Allah is that it’s historically possible — perhaps even likely — that Jesus actually existed.
Anton Trees said this on November 4, 2008 at 7:57 PM |
Arab Guy In The Sky – I loved it!!
In fact, I’ll be checking the site for part 3. Daily.
Monica said this on January 14, 2009 at 12:13 PM |
This site is hilarious…reddick-ously hilarious
Ron said this on August 30, 2009 at 7:21 AM |