THE SPORT COUNT

Tony Parker is, unfairly or not, probably better known for balling Eva Longoria than balling in San Antonio. He is undoubtedly far less known for his mad flow and dope rhymes.

Tim Duncan's favourite hip-hop album.

Strangely, Parker didn’t blow up the hip-hop world with the release of his debut album. Entitled TP — probably the worst accidentally toilet-related album title since Beyoncé’s B’Day — we hear Tony spit fire in his native French, making unbackable claims (’allow me to introduce you to one of the most talented men to walk the face of the earth’) and inventing some very silly nicknames for himself (Mr Break-Your-Ankles, The Teardrop Specialist, The Crossover King, Tony Pizzom and, of course, T-To-Tha-Machine).

Check it, ballers: Tony Parker – “Gametime”

And yes, Eva loves it:

‘I’m so proud of Tony. He’s such a talent.’

As a bonus, here is the very silly film clip for Balance Toi. Note the surprisingly reasonable beat:

Damn, Pizzom is getting crazy up in that club. Here I was thinking a Spurs night out would involve chess, and some really serious discussion of modern poetry, mediated by Tim Duncan.

Posted By: Anton

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