Breaking: Clipper Rollercoaster Picks Up Camby!
Seven-foot block machine Marcus Camby has found a new home.
RealGM is reporting that the 06-07 Defensive Player of the year has been traded to the Clippers for… absolutely nothing!
Would Diddy Like This Gift?
Well, not nothing, technically. The Clips have sent a second round draft pick to the Nuggets in exchange for the The Camby Man, raising a legitimate question: is Mark Warkentien an amoeba dressed as a human being?
Clipper Nation is the place to be this offseason, and they’re a contender for the best offseason of all time. For those keeping count, the Clips have, so far:
- Signed the biggest free agent of the year.
- Lost their franchise player after seven years, in dubious circumstances.
- Made the most lopsided trade of the offseason, and arguably of the most lopsided of the last 20 years which doens’t involve Chris Wallace.
For the Nuggets though, this is a really weird trade.
It’s just strange. Why are the Nuggets doing this? Are they freeing up cap space for another lopsided move involving another one of their studs? Is this the end of Carmelo? Will Ron Artest be coming to the Mile High City, as was speculated last season?
Watch this space. You can rest assured that the Nuggets are definitely not done.
Posted by: James
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Apparently Train Wreck Thomas was in Denver over the weekend, and is really upset they didn’t package AI and cash considerations in with Camby for that second round pick. He’s heard of some 6’1 slightly retarded Transylvanian power forward who he thinks they should offer a max, I hear.
Alexander Vitlin said this on July 16, 2008 at 3:56 PM |
“He’s heard of some 6′1 slightly retarded Transylvanian power forward.”
That could be the personification of the Sport Count himself.
James Wright said this on July 16, 2008 at 5:16 PM |
Precisely.
Alexander Vitlin said this on July 17, 2008 at 10:26 AM |